HELLO **** WARTS!

Kim & Jim were so happy together: roasting walnuts; skinning
chipmunks; eating dog food. 1 day, after Kim sprained her ankle,
running from a werewolf, Jim found a new woman to love. His
new chick was a billion times prettier than Kim and had much
nicer *******. Kim, of course, was upset. "Don't worry Kim,"
Jim said, "there must be a man out there for you some-
where." Kim smiled. "Thanks Jim," she replied,
even though she didn't mean it.