He came by today, a friend from long ago “I haven’t seen you in a hamster’s age.” “Yep, too long.” “How ya doin’?” “Good enough for government service.” “Wanna beer? “Thought you’d never ask.” “Kids all doin’ good?” “Yeah; real proud of ‘em. All grown and gone. Yours?” “Oh, yeah, doin’ doin’ just fine.” “Heard you was in th’ hospital last year.” “Yep, made almost about three months of of it.” “Too much fun.” “Yep.” “At our age…” “Yep.” “Kids these days.” “Yep.” “You okay now?” “Better’n I deserve. You?” “Well, you know, my CHECK ENGINE light is on.”
Fresh metaphors are scarcer than crocodile feathers. Thanks, Chris.