is a little ****** with a big heart of gold who needs tall people to reach things on high shelves for her. One day there was a horrible explosion at the ****** shoe factory and many midgets were forced to go bare-footed for months. Rita stepped forward with 58,000 pairs of normal-sized shoes with the toes cut out and the ends folded over and stitched tight. Many midgets were thankful. Later, Rita donated both kidneys to midgets and nearly all of her brain. She was hailed as a ****** saint for doing that.