Good evening everyone! It is a pleasure meeting all of you, I am a Mala if you couldn't already tell. A name everybody else chose for me, as if I didn't have one already. My name is Joffrey, by the way :) And if you don't know what a mala is, it is short for Malaia. A curse. Like something out of a fairytale. Like how Tiana was turned into a frog. Like when Sleeping Beauty pricked her finger on her 16th birthday, or when Snow White bit the poisoned apple and they both fell into a deep slumber. Only to have their curse lifted by a kiss from a handsome prince. And I've had plenty of those ;) So how long does my curse last? Do I need to keep kissing more guys or Have I just not found the right one? But I'm not the only one you see there is a community of us Malas, So many cursed girls. And they are just like the Princesses out of Disney, Some are as honorable as Mulan, Some are as beautiful as Cinderella, but most of them look like Ursula XD Me? I like to think I look like Hercules A big strong man looking for a bigger, stronger man Yet we're all so very beautiful, and nonetheless cursed. By our own people. The people we serve and love. The people who promise us unconditional love But forget to mention the terms and conditions in fine print at the bottom, Whose print gets bolder and Conditions become enforced when We don't serve and love well enough, Or by whatever fault we make despite our very best efforts to find and keep love. But I'd like to extend my love out to them, My Princesses who always bring the boys to the yard Who also have to clean the yard when the boys leave... It's a weird thing to be reduced to just your sexuality everyday, but I love the attention I get Especially from all the prince charmings Who kiss me but fail to break my curse Yet I've never felt cursed I love who I love, I love WHAT I love And if it is a curse to you then you sound like the Evil Queen who gave Snow White the apple. "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" Not you. You haven't been very fair at all. You've been so unfair The mirror might crack and burn. But until next time, everyone Let's hope that the next boy I kiss will break this lifelong curse, Even if it might take a lifetime to dispel