Sep 27
Sorry about this chief...
1. Find a stand of bamboo
2. Have a hack saw handy.
3. Cut one long section of the thick wood.
4. Find a piece of small wood.
5. Cut a short section of the tiny toddler.
6. Drill a hole in each compartment as well as the side of the large section.
7. Sand vigorously
8. Find a candle.
9. Drip around the “mouth” of the large section, so as not to hurt your lips.
10. Same at the intersection of the small and large pieces of wood.
11. Wax that is…
12. Seals it…
13. Then, find some aluminum foil (prounouced A – LOOM – In - neeUM – in some parts of the world) .
14. Make “bowl” OUT OF the FOIL.
15. And insert it into the end of the small piece.
16. Fill to brim with coffee (choke, wake and replace with something green)
17. **** hard and hold it in.
18. Release.
19. I forgot the match….
20. Repeat process, don’t forget the match.
21. Forgot whatever liquid of choice you want to put in the screwy thing. ..
22. get sick.
Repeat process...but don't forget to light the match, and breath this time....
Enjoy
1. Find a stand of bamboo
2. Have a hack saw handy.
3. Cut one long section of the thick wood.
4. Find a piece of small wood.
5. Cut a short section of the tiny toddler.
6. Drill a hole in each compartment as well as the side of the large section.
7. Sand vigorously
8. Find a candle.
9. Drip around the “mouth” of the large section, so as not to hurt your lips.
10. Same at the intersection of the small and large pieces of wood.
11. Wax that is…
12. Seals it…
13. Then, find some aluminum foil (prounouced A – LOOM – In - neeUM – in some parts of the world) .
14. Make “bowl” OUT OF the FOIL.
15. And insert it into the end of the small piece.
16. Fill to brim with coffee (choke, wake and replace with something green)
17. **** hard and hold it in.
18. Release.
19. I forgot the match….
20. Repeat process, don’t forget the match.
21. Forgot whatever liquid of choice you want to put in the screwy thing. ..
22. get sick.
Repeat process...but don't forget to light the match, and breath this time....
Enjoy
NOTES - High there...I'm sure I forgot something, it was a very long time ago...
Oh, and this probably won't be posted long. I was reliving my childhood recently...
Never dispose of subject matter, it will disintegrate eventually.
And if you got through this whole thing, you are a potential loadie....
Oh, and this probably won't be posted long. I was reliving my childhood recently...
Never dispose of subject matter, it will disintegrate eventually.
And if you got through this whole thing, you are a potential loadie....
(Agender/The final frontier)
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