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Sep 24
Acquire a belt and USE IT to hike up those ratty jeans, as no one is interested in your raunchy, thread-bare, fly-blown, floral underpants. Just how many tattoos are too many? DECIDE. Cut back on the fluoridated water too as it impairs cognitive abilities & calcifies the pineal gland. Reject serums because they're preserved with mercury.
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