IF YOU HATE VIOLENCE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE then you'll want
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are within 100 feet of you including you. You'll die comforted and
consoled by the knowledge that nothing, not even germs, can
survive when the **** GUN is used. "Here comes
my girlfriend! Watch me **** her for
good with the **** GUN!"