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Sep 13
Hello I'm Fred and this is my dog hospital. What do we have here? It's a dog Fred. I can ******* see that! I own a ******* dog hospital for ****'s sake! Sorry. My dog's sick. I think he swallowed a credit card. Let's have a look. Yes, I see the credit card. Should it be removed? No, we'll just leave it there forever you ******* dweeb!
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