Why do all straight guys think gay men have a crush on them I assure you I do not find you THAT flattering Why do all straight guys think gay men are obsessed with them I’d much rather be by myself than surrounded by your judgment Why do straight men think gay guys don’t know anything about sports Why do straight men think gay men want to steal their girlfriends Trust me she is all yours Why do straight men only see me as gay I am so much more than my sexuality I am still a human at the end of the day Why do all straight men hate gay men? Why do straight men look at me like I’m a monster Why do straight men never just want to be my friend