THE BIG HAPPY EVER AFTER
( in ego Nursery Rhyme vixi )

she was one cool chick
dressed -  
très chic

she curved in all the right
places - if ya get my drift
her name was Miss Dumpty

claimed
her father Humpty
had been pushed - taken the fall

for some Mr. Big
and got his
I remembered the case

his smile was cracked...yoke all over
his face legs scrambled at an unnatural angle
the autopsy pics made me sick

said she had gone to
Sam ***** to dig up dirt
but no dice

Sam's paid..he's off the case
she spat the name out with
a thanks-for-nothing look

"So. I came to you.
See what you can do!"
"What's in it for me!"I smirked

"Me!" she clucked
in a Linda Darnellish way
turned out it was

Little Boy
would ya believe it
...Blue!

jealous of Humpty's
easy said-ness
and how he

got recited
more often than
Mr. B. Blue

Nursery Crime is
increasing
so they tells me

too many modern authors
making ***** parodies
or in the *****

Limericks Business
scaring the kiddies away
putting the frighteners on parents

me and Miss Dumpty?
we're going for the big happy
ever after!