What If? Brian never thought he would work in a call centre When he lived in Germany he was unemployed And while looking for a job he was forced to go Work in a call centre and refused creating a fuss Iβm not selling insurance or loft insulation! Put me on fork lift truck training itβs my job Not some **** call centre 2 towns away
The stupid ***** running the training place Offered to buy Brian a bicycle and he laughed! You silly ******* cow retrain me on fork lifts I need to renew my outdated licence Not work taking calls like a fool robot Half a decade passed and Brian Ate his words working in a call centre!