clearly they're scared of the impeding gravitas... at Wembley... well... if i was this lowly exit steward once, then plain ol' dandy... then supervisor of stewards, then a supervisor of the response team... and now they're asking me to be a quadrant manager... the security industry is not a career (reiterate: there is no career prospect in the security industry) - and rising in rank is not something to be glorified... but here's the burden and apparently i'm competent to be able to do: human-chess... but the subterfuge of people with absolutely no skills: no skills in construction, no skills in culinary expeditions... which later translates as no competence in giving people instructions in a mild-mannered deviation from having authority... but here i am... the first time out of a school environment of climbing ladders and it's just like school... the horror...
so i get technological paranoia... sue me... a 502 bad gateway of a page shutting down is me at my most orientating pristine... but then i share a picture of my ***...
thirst for squabble: she's demanding triangles and squares and circles of me: something geometrically defining my construct in the confines of a female psyche... so we playfully argue like she does pretty much all the arguing being half Puerto Rican and i'm like: o.k. for the juicy peach of an *** i get to RAM... i'm not arguing... as long as i can think about making a pasta Carbonara the next day and think of eggs and slugs and *** and **** juices then some blood... and how she only recently told me: well you know that i've done ****... like me being upfront about trying out a ******* and for the love of god the next time i ingest that suggestion of... "feeling like a king" just because: i could swear i didn't ask for a ******* i was almost pressured into claiming that whisper: but it wasn't true: i didn't feel like a king:
threesomes are for petty thieves who cannot reside in the confines of a harem... the rest revolves around the dynamite of monogamy... the nobility of monogamy: the triviality explained: celebrated: of monogamy... like her falling asleep with her daughter falling asleep and me on the other side of the telephone: not trying to fall asleep: now that! that was a *******!
to have that sort of pairing of mother and daughter knowing full well the daughter is not even a taboo but a sanctity... taboos and sanctity... strange how a plural of the latter word doesn't really: "figure itself out"...
but how i love these petty arguments: you cut me off, not saying: i'll be back in a minute: well mother called and she wanted me to take a picture of a hospital appointment letter...
i knew there was something wrong with those brakes: there was too much tension on the wire... i might have been a fool trying to take off the cassette... ******* up my wheel then gleefully basking in my intelligence's impotence: but breaks and break wires i can figure out... too much tension: that's why whenever i squeezed one side: the right side of the brake would leech onto the wheel and create a friction: since there was too much tension on the wire there was not enough REFLEX...
the most important aspect of dealing with a subject matter of revising a bicycle is: you need the proper tools: i can't stress how much ******* i received from myself for not having the right wrench or the right spanner etc to improvise with a bite of tongs is not a way to revise: i don't need to have shoe guards on those peddles! what if i get "confused" by the spin and i'm at a roundabout and i need to press hard on the peddles to engage the traffic and almost be grinding my teeth at the start of a race at a velodrome?! apparently the force that needs to be exerted on those bicycles is equivalent to someone pushing a car while reclining on their back... well **** me: i'd love to ride a 55,000 quids worth of a bicycle more than i'd want to drive a Ferrari...
ah... the ******-Catharsis Complex of the Anti-Oedipus scrutiny... perhaps... but no... it feels less and less like i want to **** my grandmother and more and more a relative concise: precision-marker of wanting to **** my grandmother: in terms of the body-volume voluptuous scandal... like pears, peaches, oysters... slugs... cushions... clouds... chicken hearts... squish squish... octopuses... kittens... cannibals exposed to civilization and vegetarianism... then losing the plot with veganism... anemic vampires... haemophilia... someone fainting seeing blood... needle poison...
not so much public as it is cryptic or perhaps i don't really mind that i see people see me **** her in my mind: they're not actually going to see me **** her just me thinking about: for the time being: next time i do i'll open up a champagne bottle and call it a new year's eve party... until then we have to spice life up with little agitations to sense a wonder for the status quo: otherwise it's not going to work... but little agitations i can stomach: like a steak tartar...
but how she managed to convince me that i'm parasite riddled how i have worms wriggling in my agitated ****: tingling ****: well... if you're scared of me licking it and you enjoy it: then you might as well know that you're riddle with pin-worms! yes! you are! riddled with pin-worms! am i? what?! just because i felt sort of weird about you licking my **** out oh the power play so now i have to concede: because i get to get off licking your **** out... but i've never experienced **** and you have and maybe if i wasn't so ******* vanilla i might be inclined to be gay and maybe i should ask someone to stick their fingers up my oblique of a mouth: and test for the existence of a prostate!
like a fish needs a bicycle like a tortoise needs a cupboard.