OH THERE'S DEATH FOR YOU!

I didn't like my death
I asked my friend to die it for me
". . . but I'm already dead!" she said

I ask for a less messy death
something that fitted me better
"This is the only death we have left. . ."

"Oh you lucky *******!"
grumbled a ghost
"Why wasn't I given your death?"

yes I admit
my death is spectacular but
"I don't like the losing the head bit!"

I asked God
for a change...an exchange
He only give me religion

I was now suffering from
too much religion
a fate worse than death

I swopped my death
with a little chap not born yet
I had a lot of time to ****

killing time
good god
it was ******

little chap
took his time being born
"Come on,,.come on!" I urged him

awakened by Death
"Shhhhhh!" she said
kissing me tenderly