I, a willing ****** sacrifice to this deity dreamt up by cavemen trading shells for gobs of ****** meat. In my pocket I hold paper bearing sacred holy writ, and on the internet somewhere are hours of my existence documented in binary like good deeds in a seraphic tome ensuring my someday mansion in the sky. Rappers wear the dollar sign like a gilded golden crucifix because the wealthy are the holy men when Jehovah is money. If I were to preach against this theology, become the antichrist, the anarchist, throw my cash into a stack and light that ***** up Iād be burning myself at the stake.