Perhaps, the best part of my eccentric day Is the spoiled produce thrown my way It certainly beats the recurring taste Of mouthfuls of the local animal's waste
Locked and shackled, lambasted example A deviant to expectation made so ample A place where your mind perhaps might sample Awkward & annoying fires to trample...
Locked in my stocks, an opportunity To witness the neglected periphery My judges, my captors, their sensory My jailor's excuses to keep me from free
In my confines, alone to atone I solitarily spectate the damage shone Everybody grabbing to have their own The place conquered by hearts of stone