Omnipresent grief and horror abounds toward ceaseless killing fields impossible mission for me to summon forth fading magic powers since Delilah imposter hashtagged, (and subsequently outed) as a mortal (know your) enemy, - nevertheless became the love of my life - (sent by complicit Philistine officials to entice me)
nearly found yours truly inveigled, ensnared, and ambushed in sinister plot to lop off cherished locks of love while immersed in deep sleep, when I came to just in the nick of time, and wrested control by grabbing scissors being violently brandished courtesy turncoat paramour, a mere hair breath away
from snipping brunette tresses of mine: luckily a surge of strength coursed thru body electric allowing, enabling and providing me golden opportunity to don invisible cloak of invincible and trumpet genuine ambition dash off to the Middle East shucking any intent to proselytize, but availing these
threescore and five year old helping hands of mine never subjected to laborious rigorous back breaking work, and matter of fact I figuratively and literally short changed myself courtesy mental health issues that plagued yours truly even as a young lad forever ostracized, intimated, and excluded
predicated upon diminutive physical mite size boy noticeably socially withdrawn, and when I did stammer out an utterance the vocalization soundedly severely nasal (envision thumb and index finger of one or the other hand clamping the nostrils) attributed to submucous cleft palate,
a congenital defect of the palate, which forms the roof of the mouth; said cleft (or opening) located underneath the mucous membrane, which the tissue that covers the roof of the mouth: A submucous cleft affects the uvula, which is the long tissue that hangs from the back of the palate.
After years of wearing a removable oral prosthetic device - (since surgery could only guarantee a fifty fifty outcome of correction), - said contrivance latched onto front upper and rear teeth the surrounding strengthened to decrease high pinched sound.
Unsure if and/or how whimsical notion (to volunteer in whatever humble capacity) yours truly could bring to fruition to ease the humanitarian crisis since abundance of individual strands thinned since prime (mating) years witnessed a visible thinning and concomitant ebbing of prowess
sorely affects brute strength of one ailourophilic, generic, and politic wordsmith feeling blessed with soundness of body, mind and spirit courtesy of the English language, hence drawn to the milieu of communication in general and writing in particular.