that our apartment unit B44 received thumbs up meaning that we passed the grueling, and harrowing yearly inspection three days ago - May 28th, 2024.
About a week prior, when notification circulated (validating horror about to befall us as averred courtesy the rumor mill) courtesy requisite yearly inspection property manager Kathleen Bergen placed rolled up printed one page important bulletin in respective door handle of each occupied apartment, where an individual resident or married couple - like us – lived),
yours truly and the missus immediately sprung into action whereby each of one our separate nervous systems underwent uncontrollable bouts triggering violent expansion and contraction, where we both made simultaneous beeline for the bathroom synonymous with severe bout of irritable bowel syndrome.
Premonitory signals foretold the approaching day of reckoning vis a vis ominous hellish havoc tell tale warnings since the beginning of time, whereby frightful visitation of inquisition videlicet triumvirate would manifest headless horseman, as a supernatural entity, representing a past that never dies, but always haunts the living.
“The headless horseman supposedly seeks revenge—and a head— which he thinks unfairly taken from him" according to one Franz Potter additionally equally as unwelcome as one of the feared biblical plagues id est: Some of these include: (1) water turning into blood; (2) frogs and arov (which arrived together; arov supposedly originally meant
a mixture of creatures that came to oppress the Egyptians in the fourth round of the plagues nobody knows any more, but usually translated as flies or wild animals); (3) a swarm of locusts; (4) a destructive hailstorm; (5) an outbreak of cattle disease (technically the text says “hail” again …
like totally obscuring artificial or real illumination hiding looming dark shadows edging ever closer portending, presaging, and pummeling worse fate than death rivaling close encounters of the third kind outer limits of the twilight zone monstrous sinister forbidding shapes blotting sunlight plunging highland manor apartment in total darkness.
Our rented one bedroom unit b44 spruced up in ship shape, thus me and the wife cautiously optimistic figurative campers worse case scenario possibly find us forced to live in a tent among bunch of other homeless people along skidrow, thus we felt fruitless effort to yield, and appeal to top banana who would love nothing better than to witness mister and missus Harris precariously perched on horns of dilemma
spurred me to posit supposition, whereby sympathy for the devil witnesses battle of pitched forks among towering inferno greater likelihood versus wordsmith unsuccessfully, nevertheless creatively blindsiding anonymous readers spellbound to empty ***** nilly bajillions of dollars from their pocketbooks and mail blank checks to yours truly before coming to their collective sense and sensibility bound with pride and prejudice.