Look for the sign that reads PERCH TRAPS 4 SALE After a hundred yards take the gravel road to the right It’ll go down to this stagnant little creek And that old bridge is stronger than it looks
Then up and to your left; you can’t miss it Refrigerators and washers to your left a bit As for the right, you just don’t want to know But them buzzards today; they’re puttin’ on a show
There was this fat boy who used to work there Made rhymes about garbage; must have been the air