I’d like to mosey down to the Long Branch Saloon In glorious CBS monochrome Along Dodge City’s sound-stage cow-town street And saunter through those familiar swinging doors
I’d like to order a beer from good ol’ Sam And listen to Doc and Festus fussing at each other While Matt and Kitty smile contentedly And for a while we are all at peace
I’d like to mosey down to the Long Branch Saloon That’s what I’d like, and leave the world tethered outside