Giant yellow paws tap-dance on the porch Her fat tail wags so violent you stand clear of the back end Hip-hop, hip-hop, and an occasional skip Her whole body shouts "It's time! It's time! Hooray!" You might think she had never been fed Except that she is huge Her half-crazy labrador grin is fixed She nudges you toward the bowl Thanks you with a wet nose on clean clothes Happiness in the morning Happiness in a 40lb bag