Written/updated since last year unlike any other when out of this world outlandish accouterments people did wear hermetically sealed of even faintest tear to avoid contamination against coronavirus pandemic air supply difficult to spare when wing and prayer soul saving amazing grace frankly against scalpers, marauders, and fraudsters steeling themselves to profiteer.
Pandemic straps tightly plied girded beltway unlike any other All fools day in annals of recorded ("fake") history western civilization tapestry doth fray April first two thousand and twenty four neigh, no time for horseplay what with coronavirus (COVID-19) boarded ship of jilted fools (think **** sapiens) barred courtesy omnipotent jackstay furloughed workers analogous grumpy minions lay
dwarfed by unfortunate global events, nÊe... germinating, jackknifing, and wreaking havoc Mother Earth nonchalantly toying (indiscriminately) regarding humanity as bestrewing bajillion biohazards berserkly bequeathing bedlam child's play just desserts, she doth understandably repay man/womankind flicked as flotsam and jetsam vile treatment diabolically heaped, jubilantly loosed, maniacally pitched upon her terrestrial firma oy vey she chokes, gags, laughs raspily yea rebuffs, refuses, and renounces further abuse.
Nevertheless toothless gumption, albeit feeble fighting spirit, her survival instincts assail cumulative environmental destruction triggered casus belli expelling deadly toxins, when Gaia doth exhale since onset of global interregnum (think virulent spreading poisonous Kudzu like wildfire biohazard) since world wide webbed disease brought grinding halt consumerist paradigm in lockdown,
nonetheless within brief interim noticeable clearer air to inhale amazingly enough postal system... intact voila... uninterrupted delivery of mail, the daily highlight experienced among people emotionally crippled pasty faced and pale finds quivering Captain Kangaroo courting King Crimsom, plus good n plenti proud primates each dancing and quivering like a captive dang gulling quail.