i bought a bag of gummy bears when i was seven and with each fallen bear i began counting off: "she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me..." i had been married at age 5 but i guess it hadn't worked out the way we both may have thought at the time. so i was hoping for love and asking the gummy bear gods to bless me. but as i finished, i ended on "she loves me not." and that nearly made me lose all faith in my delicious friends. but as i was sadly preparing to throw my bag in the trash i found one last green gummy bear hiding in the corner.