Cattywampas? You don’t know what cattywampus means?
Cattywampas is:
When you discover in your apple only half a worm When your planet is out of its orbit When you lose your lover, your job, and your cat When your DNA is flagged by the FBI
Cattywampas is:
When a traffic light is forever red When the car wash strips out the rubber seals When the doctor says you’re okay…for a man your age When your neighbor on disability jogs every day
Cattywampus is:
When you have life sorted, indexed, and filed And then find yourself staring into those eyes…