like a ripe banana smothered in strawberry and vanilla ice cream. Swimming in chocolate sauce. Buried headfirst in the whipped cream. I was the cherry he tossed.
He split like a rip in my tight dungarees into two halves. In and out like a breeze. Squeezing my calves and bending my knees.
He split me like a piece of firewood with his axe. He was splintered from his childhood. I was too.
He split like a fat lip that's been punched by a clenching fist. Bleeding and swollen, twisted as my colon.
He split like a ballerina in a swan song. Like a crack in my **** that a thong cannot cover. He's a hotel lover.