I gaily stomped my Blundstones through the snow after lecture, headed swiftly back to my dorm. All bundled up in my dad's green crewneck and my new railroad-stripe overalls and the first beanie I'd ever crocheted Iced lavender latte in one hand, key card in the other, and my earbuds chanting Chappell. I held the door for the girl behind me a little ways and she blushed I walked away smiling to myself at this little femininomenon, drank the rest of my coffee down, and curled up in my bed to write a love letter I knew I'd never send musing over the phrase "chivalry is dead" feeling pity for whosever grandmother first spoke those words she must have never met a lesbian.