If Jesus were alive today He would not be concerned With the average, happy, gay He wouldn’t over stress On how short is her dress Jesus would hardly care Over who has *** with who Or what someone wears Jesus would be out Feeding the poor Helping those who have little Get some more Jesus would welcome All races and creeds And talk about equality He’d respect women And be quite appalled At those who in his name Denigrate all He’d pick up anyone who falls No matter who that someone is Because when Jesus was alive That’s what he did