-Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner, “A Change of Mind”
Amazon.god judged me, and found me wanting For violating Community Standards I don’t know what amazon.sin I committed In praising my new Sperry Topsiders
Let us make such violations worthy of praise We will not be communed against our will Or judged by amazon.inquisition Or any other corporate dotheads
I will never take an amazon.loyaltyoath But new shoes are nice
I like amazon in spite of their parasitical alligator-shoe boys who despise customers.