I wash myself off, a mop head. Used and ***** but with a lot accomplished. Sometimes I'd like to just -pop!- ***** it off. My head, I mean. Get a fresh one. (Get some-) Don't even go there.
If cleanliness is next to godliness then the devil must be a janitor that doesn't switch the water out between rooms and just spreads the dirt around. Floors and mops get ***** that way.
Is god water then? Or maybe the cleaners. Destroying dirt despite the devil's intentions. Cleaning souls like toilets. I'd like to think that god is a woman who's cleaned toilets for twenty years. That's perspective. That he's worn out his jeans replacing rusting pipes. Maybe god is the feeling of being off your feet after a long day.
I don't know if I believe in god. But I know I've met a mop head or two. All just a little *****. Not one brand new.