GAWD **** DAY

"Ok...!" said the day
"Here's your morning
ya want rain or sun with it?"

I looked at the day
as if it was crazy or
something

"Com' on com' on
make up your mind"
the day said irritably

"Sun!" I snapped "Sun!"
"Alright alright keep yer hair on!"
I straightened my toupée

the day smirked
gave me an extra helping
of rain with rain on the side

"Oh funny guy!"
I swore
the day said "Wot...wot?"

then if it didn't
****** well
turn the sun on again

"This your idea
of a joke is it?"
" 'tis...'tis indeed!"

"I'm not laughing!"
"So..." said the day
"So you're not!"

I swore
"Language please!
Take it or leave it!"

I left, leaving
some time behind
to pay for the morning

"Missing you already!"
sing-sang the sun insincerely
"Yeah, right!" I spat

"Oh temper..temper!"
the day finally
cracked a smile

I walked out into
God's own sunshine
my face soaking it up

and that was when
the day turned
the rain back on again

"Gawd **** that
gawd **** day
gawd **** it!"