classified personal ad parasite seeks host now that we're friends can I talk ***** last night I ****** your wife this looks like a nice place to stop the problem with learning truth is that you must conclude how could I have been so stupid words exist somewhere before spoken excuse me accuse me words my tracheotomy should be here by now like the tribe with ears for lips fortunately my molecules are all somewhat trained to obey my wishes the advantages of a rubber face is that it holds more soup all the dinner plates had tooth marks eating the sunrise for breakfast watching the aurora on TV why not hold a festival at this very moment while laying about on cushions naturally I refused to take orders and ducked into the post office to search the posters for a kindly face and weave my hair into a bird nest at dawn the ambulance pulled up and emptied the refrigerator took the furniture and light bulbs under a black and silver mountain of cloud stretching from horizon to horizon the wind was so fierce flower blossoms became deadly missiles the sand storm broke all my bones they set wrong and the doctor said we'll have to break them all again one by one with a hammer and chisel now that's a real armpit full of bacteria I'll have to sit still and pose for the sculptor with the radio turned up really loud causes and their waiting effects strangled and dangled at the city gate yesterday's front page stuck to my shoe the past is the space around things memory is right here not distant and poetry is not written to relieve tension a man who reads clouds told me look children he can rhyme we have so many things to do the world is such a mess the sun goes down the moon comes up I really must undress
From "Pageant of Naked Mischief" available on Amazon