college is a lot of fun dad today we hanged the psychemetrics professor and that's how break dancing began in yesterday's semaphore seminar we learned that excessive nuance can make you crazy the human mind is but a word game the right combination gets you in otherwise a Hieronymus Bosch picnic at the edge of the Lake of Fire but sometimes I digress menacingly into the blazoned uncharted subjective the campus necromancers are not house trained consequently they can read spoor like a road map Professor Phoebe lifted her dress and squatted took an interpretive dump in the snow which rapidly melted into its own hole in the shape of a lyric parallelogram and I contemplated a change of career path since majoring in cognition is a tricky business one marginally deduced sink hole after another wrack your nurture brains for the nature solution working with the pharmacy to create a better world don't you roll your eyes at me or you'll get a lecture on the mood swing paradigm when you outwit the voices you have won quiz on the interior pantheon this Wodenstag we'll prepare the way of pain with a ray of sunlight and save the world believe that and you'll believe nothing is derived our academicians went into wedge formation it was an uprising over a lack of continuity between the wild eyed number crunchers and the pale tubercular simulation priesthood the picture took on a vivid rosy hue because it bled from every pore where relativists appeal to universals and tyrants call truth a tyranny forced my conclusion all traps are invisible which is why they are called traps both sides are in on it do the math it's political suicide everywhere wisdom is just another commodity and all vision is parallel up to a point hold your head still see with your eyes that's the continuity I'm talking about the first university of its kind an effortless engine of didactic beauty this is obviously the partial reality from which we piece together the rest of reality the internal world derives from the external one every ******* time
From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon