my soul is the shape of a bloodstain in Nadine Maraschino feng shui garden my right eye sits in the ruby voodoo goblet that she keeps balanced upon her head Nadine was a 3-toed egg laying harpy architect of the Cauldron of Shame but she used her brain cleverly one hemisphere candor the other ardor it was the mystic East ******* the mystic West so said the gaming industry statistics don’t believe me talk to my lawyers then Circumstance & Circumstance writs tarts and exonerations they’ll tell you of the settlement coded instruction to the next generation Nadine's heart was big as a Halloween pumpkin her white garments billowed all satiny like clouds passing before the moon we met in an emergency room after I pulled my best pickup line hi I'm a friend to the entire human race and she countered with want auntie Nadine to show you how to be mama's big boy a buzzard shadow passed over her face she pulled me close and hissed if no one wants to look foolish why so many truth murdering fools I weakly countered with if thoughts are differentiated one from the other then so are you Nadine’s lizard tongue gave him the secret of Perpetual ****** descending down his throat like a black lung miner how can you tell if it's morning noon or night hint you'll need a sense of sequence hers was a dangerous mission for both covert and overt ends the life's a ***** and then you die cynics took us for a pack of numbskulls well we were arrayed in a tatty splendor consisting of zero camouflage but there was no substitute for living large even within the gates of Happy Valley the slightly assisted living community well hell we're all assisted aren't we supposed to get smarter as time scurries us along and last I'd like to thank my non-existent financial backers for timely script development
From "Engine of Didactic Beauty" available on Amazon