Why do all our conversations start with "what the f*ck' Well this obviously *****, being stuck In another mud puddle filled with ***** intentions A few mentions of how to measure your heart On the size of love you're willing to share As true love is honestly rare, When two friends fall in love, after their true feelings meet Feelings that feel at best medium rare, As I've seen one hoping to be in love, while another just wishing To be in their insides with their hungry meat !