"there is nothing wrong with me!"
unless being so right that it was considered to be wrong,
to be that right.

as i got out the shower
putting on my robe,
i was planning on giving my living room a quick glance
to check if everything was fine
2 police officers sitting on my couch
oh hi.
oblivious to what was going on i was not worried.

it was about 6 seconds of pretty, happy oblivion
until it dawned on me, real strong
i had forgotten that just last night
my mom walked in on me hitting a ****.