I’m older than the internet Older than cell phones Air bags, I got a few years on Mrs. Pac Man, too I’m older than My Little Pony And He Man; he’s just a youth Easy Bake Oven, younger than me So are VCRs and DVD No ATMs present Till I was a teen And microwaves Didn’t exist either I’m thinking about All the things we went without But why did it seem so much easier?