I made some soup. But it’s not for you. It’s for me. I don’t want you to change it. It’s my soup. Some people want to add some basil or maybe a little oregano. But it’s my soup. Some people think it’s too salty. One person thought it’s too sweet. But I told ‘em f--k you. I won’t change a thing. It’s my soup. Someone even tried to stir the *** I grabbed the ladle and bopped him on the head I told him it was my soup. Someone told me to turn up the heat For what reason? It’s a perfect temperature. Someone else told me to turn down the heat. I told him that would make it too cold. It’s my soup. Someone even told me I had to take some ingredients out. But I love it the way it is. It’s my soup. Someone even tried to take a sip The nerve! It’s my soup. Make your own. Someone said I overcooked it. I told her to leave me alone. I like the smokey flavor. To my horror, someone even tried to throw it out. I grabbed the *** and put it back on the stove Where it belongs. This is my soup. This soup… **is my life.
I think we've all had the experience of people trying to change the way we are or the way we live our lives because it makes them uncomfortable. It's time you to take back your soup and make it yours.