I haven't made the anthologies and journals, My novel won't be in The book stores any time soon, My songs didn't get me a recording deal, The screenplays never graced the big screen, And I expect if I write you a last love note It will suffer a similar fate. And to think I had all the same letters As everyone else All I had to do was jiggle them around a bit, ArrangeΒ Β them in such a way That they might mean something To somebody.