My relatives have left for other places And I admit, for half an hour, or more I enjoyed the noise and happy faces, But sighed relief after shutting up my door. My wife loves Christmas, wishes it would stay; She says, "Christmas comes but once each year!" (Pick up the gifts and things and go on your way.) We'll see ourselves into the coming year; The turkey and the ham leftovers lie, For midnight snacking when the worlds' asleep. I have sheltered one last blueberry pie, And ice cream on its crusted top to heap. Christmas comes but once a year, 'tis true, But I would rather be alone at home with you.
Thoughts on the holiday that bankrupts the nation.