There once was a scientist named Frank
Who got a loan from the bank
To purchase scientific equipment
To perform crazy experiments
In his little scientist tent
Or was it castle made of cement
Well you know one of them is what I meant
Frank got a cup from the cupboard
He mixed up a mixture and into the cup it was poured
He waited and waited and got quite bored
Until it happened, the mixture in the cup
Fizzled and poor Frank blew himself up.