toilet training:

tow toils and
aim at trains.
                                the number of these silly
502 bad gateway snippets i have to write and subsequently
lose, i'm fairly surprised as to what gives me
traffic access to publish on this website;
what was intended:

Stendhal vs. Flaubert

Frankie: how u find that stuff mate?
Me: haven't smoked it yet, i'm going to smoke
it o Thursday.... when i was younger i used
to smoke it and listen to music.... now?
i need to **** first and then smoke it...
i swear... it's like a triply elevated high...
a cherry on top sort of thing...
and after a shift? mix tiredness,
a little bit of whiskey, *** and either hash or ****...
an imaginary octopus i going to **** my
head off... you'll know by Friday
(although i'll probably be listening
to something a like this to
recreate the Dune's Earthworm schematics
i.e. Tool - You Lied)
Frankie: pmsl (******* myself laughing)
ok mate just that Adam asked me that's all..
Me: not yet... the time's not right...
i can't just smoke it... i need
a Notting Hill Carnival of other "juices" flowing....
i need to be tired, i need to have ***,
i need to drink a little,
    then i'll smoke and go to bed listening
to some "thinking man's" music so that
time expands on me and 10 minutes
feels like an hour...

shared link, Culture, Iron Sharpening Iron:
but at least not **** Moorlee...

funny that Frankie is a butch lesbian...
who? who?! q?! am i trying to convert?
last time i heard i was the advocate...
Frankie was bullied in high-school...
let a man talk about having casual ***
with women... let's try starting from there...

my god... no god: the headache that's a woman
and what's appropriated as homosexually
advantageous... i.e. a lack of ******* potentials...
me? i'm outright open...
i need to **** because i need to breathe
and i need to eat and i need to take a ****...
what's the problem?
you ******* ferns of a people...
challenged by the shackles of marriage
with women and no **** "go"?
oops... well... i'm sorry not so sorry...

great! black girls and white girls extravaganza!
they didn't see this one coming:
white boys and Gypsy girls...
oh... i know you'd want a bite of what...
this bite is going to both heaven
and hell!
this piece is not for the earth!
you want a lesson in taking lessons...
this is it... i will... make... you...
grovel... over... leftovers...
in... the... same... way...
you... made... me... leave.... punctuation...
marks..... akin... to...
STENDAHL was better than
FLAUBERT! the end!

when you write about *** you never write about ***!
you write about through a taboo of ***...
oh ******* you English prunes...
your empire is crumbling...
there is no need for any need to begin with!
these are the tired times...
  save your litany of lost saviours for someone
else... i will watch the crumbling of the Union
with a glee most associated with the Schots...
                 i lived with the ******* long enough
to begin to wonder...
once upon a time England used to rule the world...
the world ≠ Europe...
England can tell the world QUACK and sell it off
as DUCK... England is not going to sell off the world
via the WORLD: rather than the British Empire
will see it...
Europe is a half of Russia... n'est ce pas?!

Russia as a whole: a whale within the confines
of "lost"... somehow born!
no, i have no allegiance to
these people... "these", supposed "people"...
can **** themselves;
i pledge no alliance to a people who are not worth
any alliance...
desecrate, decimate... decry...
you're not willing to keep a past?!
and... i'm... supposed to... keep... what?!
your ******* whining fiddle?! *******, mate!