Funny so how my accent changes around white people and I wrinkle memories I have on worn out clothes Funny so the sound of life hasn't an echo and my reading voice isn't a girl's Funny so I read subtitles over the loud sound and can sing a song, but read lyrics like a poem Funny so music can easily move your feet yet love's symphony—makes me scared to skip a beat Funny so how we can smile the brightest in the dark also telling a crooked lie through straight teeth Funny so how every world eventually becomes small every person you come across—cousins yet to know Funny so how we call girls for dimes but call her gold-digger later on in life Funny so how she calls all men dogs but always loves barking up the wrong tree Funny so how we weren't taught enough about the ****** now the baby mamas we want to condemn Funny so we say actions speak louder than words yet our own actions contradict the Word Funny so I laugh while telling a ***** joke but will look at you as a joke, for making a dry joke Funny so how you can never really quench the thirst the same way you can't water down a harsh truth Funny so the wife can count her ******* while the husband makes it count to always be first Funny so how we all have a good start, but end so poor just like I started this piece, and don't know how to end my poem