My dog likes to tell me stories about how the neighborhood dogs think my dog walking skills are boss

And the way I control a leash is classic

Likes to tell me stories about how in the middle of the night

When the lighting bugs and cigarettes are smoking (at the same time)

How I seem breath taking and celestially transcended

They think I'm cool and grounded

They think with their tails

Dogs can't really be trusted

And when we lay in bed at night

*My dog is never there the next morning