We get sloppy drunk, so what? Uh, feel the vibe and ride the wave of intoxication The smell of ***** inducing fluid surrounds you Shots go fast enough to ignore the taste But slow enough to need to treat the sting Dump it down your throat Feel the comfort of warmth in your stomach Let time roll on And forget what is feels like to be self conscious As your words begin to slur And your eyes roll uncontrollably Your head feels light and your feet feel even lighter And your words are coming to you by the truck load So much so you feel you could write a book And win the Nobel prize for it Your feelings are blunt and no longer personal And you can spew tears just because that song you just heard reminds you of the one that got away, So it goes. People who feel the same way interact with you And soon it's like you were separated at birth Destined to meet and bond over the fuzzy feeling in your gut We get drunk So we can party And we party because That's what we grew up intimidated by And now, we control the music We feel the freedom and We understand what the hype was all about A 10 year old once asked me why anyone would ever get drunk It kills people she says So I say we all get killed in the end Might as well feel the intensity of what it's like to come close to the end We gamble our lives because we're invincible, And nobody likes to be mundane We get drunk to find out how vulnerable we truly are To escape the terrors of sober life And to have a night to our own that we remember as a ****** banger But actually don't remember a thing.