if you happen to need traction
you gotta come to Booker One
broken hip, mama, you need a pin
Richard screws and bucks are in
bed pan baby, don't say maybe

if you happen to get in an accident
you got your skeleton all messed up
when the ambulance comes tell 'em just what you need
it's the  Booker One Orthopedic Remedy

bed pan baby, don't say maybe