One fine day A dragon Decided To take up residence Within the village red telephone box A meeting was called In the quietly quaint village hall The dragon was not invited The villagers Came up with a myriad of suggestions Some suggested shooting the dragon But thankfully That was shouted down Some suggested Selling it to a zoo, or circus Not so many protested this proposition But, not one of them realised That this was a baby dragon The baby dragon Viewed its surroundings Through the red square holes Of the old telephone box And was now trapped As it had doubled in size overnight And sighed It sighed so heavily That flames shot forth From it's now large flaring firey nostrils And such was the intensity of the heat That the metallic red, square windowed, old telephone box Melted So the dragon was now able to break free And fly free The villagers Hearing the noise of it all Dashed out of their Cosy three-bedroomed Thatched country cottages And watched As the dragon flew off Into the sunset Never to be seen again!