To the people of the former plant Earth: Who in the **** are we now? The time police have been cracking down. We've dug a hole and we can't get out.
To the people of the former planet Earth: We've been wearing the stars as a crown, but if we get a chance to really look around, we have to disambiguate all that we have found.
To the people of the former planet Earth: Whatever plans you have made, disregard them. Any belongings you've saved, please discard them. For the crimes you committed, there isn't cause for a pardon.
To the people of the former planet Earth: What do we have to say for ourselves now? The time police have been strutting around and we're letting them win, because we don't know how.