Me, and the moon Have a kind of On, off relationship Which really drives me mad One Day When the moon's not looking I'll catch it When it least expects In the palms of my hairy hands Then ***** My blackened candles Don my dark robes Paint a twisted smile Upon my fair face Run outside my ramshackle home And simply Howl at it "i used to be a werewolf But i'm alright NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"