Cats will lick coffee off of your chest
If you raise 'em the right...

Thus spake Zarathustra,
confidentially, off the record.
when an early morn hot beverage
dribbled from chin
onto chest

Full
of facts and figures,
recipes for living life.

So, I suggest,
that if you do not a cat possess,
get a girl friend,
both wise as mine,
and willing.