Very sadly, today One of my breakfast bowls Passed away Along with two Weetabix Looking so inbetween As the sugar shaker Like a mean machine Pounced upon bowl And contents Including the milk All fell to the floor And quite simply Were no more My sugar shaker, i fear Looking to be a cheap thriller Has now become A cereal killer As i cast out The broken remains Into my flip top bin I then committed the cardinal sin And grabbing a fresh identical bowl Seemingly uncaring, as to its soul Nor for the newly departed Weetabix dead I decided to have Shredded Wheat instead!