I love writing poetry Some of it is okay Like a windy **** Or a roll in the hay Some of it isn't I self berate But little, or none of it Is particularly great If i were a great poet The expectations Would be to high To maintain That castle In the sky So, like a dog I shall remain A pauper analogue And also like a dog I am a bit barking Which doesn't rhyme Don't blame me Tis my pen That writes the poetry Like a cuckolding hen Typical analogy A bad workperson Blaming their tools Although i'm nobodies fool Then must be the ink So i'd like to think A caper, on paper A pie, in the sky Or politics, or religion And just a smidgeon Of Moon dust